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Tyler Perry’s the hero, but not the true star, of “Alex Cross”

The big question most people seem to have about Alex Cross is, “How will Tyler Perry do as an action hero in a movie that doesn’t feature him dressed in drag to play an elderly woman?” And since he’s the star of this movie, portraying a character from James Patterson‘s novels previously portrayed by Morgan Freeman in the film adaptations of Kiss the Girls and Along Came a Spider, that is a legitimate concern going into this film.

Tommy (Edward Burns) and Alex (Tyler Perry) investigate a crime in "Alex Cross."

But it doesn’t take long for the focus to be taken off of Perry, though I don’t think that is intentional. As Alex and his partner Tommy (Edward Burns) track a methodical serial killer, we find out that Alex has an unexplainable sixth sense for things. In an early scene with his wife (Carmen Ejogo), for example, Alex is able to deduce within a few seconds the details of her day (things like the smell of gas fumes and sanitizer on her hands). It’s these same skills that have made him one of Detroit’s top detectives, earning him a lucrative job offer from the FBI in D.C. He’s considering the job, especially now that his wife has revealed that she is pregnant. But first, he has to track this mysterious assassin’s next target.

That’s the first act of Alex Cross, which is filled with unconvincing dialogue, cop drama clichés and the attempted comic relief of an overbearing grandmother (Cicely Tyson). But it’s not until Alex and Tommy cross paths with the killer (Matthew Fox) that things begin to get intensely interesting. Having already seen the chilling results of this killer’s first sadistic act, they know they’re dealing with a trained professional. But what they don’t realize is that by disrupting his pattern and preventing him from killing his second victim, this killer will now turn his attention towards Alex and Tommy’s families in order to get revenge.

Matthew Fox's villain is the most interesting element of "Alex Cross." Photo by Sidney Baldwin.

In its second half, Alex Cross takes on a bit of the dark psychology of Seven (ironically, yet another crime thriller starring Morgan Freeman), though it never gets nearly as deep as that film did. Though Perry is still the hero of the movie, Fox becomes the real star of the film, portraying the killer known as Picasso as a psychotic (and oddly admirable) man of integrity, talent and unstable determination. The questions of who this killer is, who hired him and how he’s become so hardwired that he can snap a man’s arm, shoot innocent civilians and find pleasure in methodically cutting off a beautiful woman’s fingers (rather than accepting her invitations for carnal enjoyment) become far more interesting than anything going on in the lives of the heroes.

While investigating the killer’s first murder, Tommy jokingly says he wishes Alex could be wrong about something for once so Tommy would know Alex isn’t always right. Later in the film, as both men are commiserating the loss of their respective loved ones at the hands of this killer, Alex says to Tommy, “I was wrong” about the killer turning his attention to them rather than carrying out his mission. Those three words carry more weight than anything else in this movie. Perry does well with what he’s given to work with in Alex Cross, as does the rest of the cast. But overall, the movie doesn’t give us enough to be emotionally invested in any of these characters. Which is probably why Fox’s emotionless assassin becomes the easiest element for viewers to attach themselves to.

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“Tai Chi Zero” takes viewers on a crazy kung fu journey

The fast-paced action of classic kung fu films has clearly influenced countless video games. But with Tai Chi Zero, Chinese director Stephen Fung reciprocates that influence by adding health meters, pop-up information and other video game elements to the frenetic fight scenes that dominate this film. Clearly trying to reinvent the kung fu genre, Fung fuses Eastern filmmaking with other Western influences to create a unique beginning to a planned trilogy (the second of which, Tai Chi Hero, was filmed concurrently with this first installment).

We’re informed via subtitles that Yuan XiaoChao, who plays Lu Chan, is an Olympic champion. As new characters are introduced, we get similar pop-ups informing us of their kung fu credentials, which, I guess, adds more legitimacy to the otherwise cartoonish antics. But Tai Chi Zero still pokes a lot of fun at itself by adopting elements of American silent films to help further the subtitled story and help the viewer keep better track of the frenzied action.

Set during the Industrial Revolution, all this action is centered on Lu Chan, who was born with the gift (or is it a curse?) of the Three Blossoms of the Crown. Basically that means that he has a small horn on his forehead that gives him powers that most martial artists spend their entire lives trying to attain. But the more he uses his kung fu abilities (and the darker his horn becomes), the closer he comes to using up his life force. And if anyone punches his horn, he is temporarily given even more power, but also uses up more of his life force.

The only cure is for Lu Chan to learn Chen style tai chi, and the only way to do that is to travel to the remote Chen Village (a journey that is displayed by an overhead video game-like graphic). Only problem is, the Chen Villagers don’t traditionally teach their tai chi to outsiders. Too bad Lu Chan doesn’t find that out until he makes the treacherous journey.

But when another vengeful outsider arrives in this gigantic steampunk tank thing and threatens to build a railroad through the village, it’s Lu Chan who ultimately helps strategize a plan to defeat the mechanical monster. Despite their alliance with Lu Chan, the villagers (including a potential romantic interest) are still sticklers for their tradition and refuse to teach him tai chi. But just as he and an old village laborer have done with their fight against the steam-powered threat, Lu Chan finds a loophole in the village’s rules just in time to prepare for the impending challenge that awaits in Tai Chi Hero, due out early next year.

Between the pop-ups, subtitles and on-screen fight scenes, it’s often difficult to keep up with all that is going on in Tai Chi Zero. But it’s that same frenzy and stylistic inventiveness that makes the film so much fun to watch. And I, for one, am excited to see where this journey goes in the next film.

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“Here Comes the Boom” strikes with a few hard-hitting laughs

Kevin James is good at being funny, but he’s probably not the first person you’d bet on in a mixed martial arts cage fight. But as the unmotivated high school biology teacher Scott Voss, James becomes an unlikely hero in Here Comes the Boom when he trains for MMA fights in order to earn enough money to keep the school’s music program (and it’s director, played by Henry Winkler) from being eliminated to cut costs.

Scott Voss (Kevin James) leads his crew to victory in "Here Comes the Boom" (photo by Tracy Bennett)

Relying solely on his collegiate wrestling background from 20 years ago, Scott meets Niko (former Ultimate Fighting Championship Heavyweight Champion Bas Rutten), a Dutch immigrant looking to become a United States citizen. Niko agrees to train Scott to fight in exchange for Scott tutoring him on his citizenship test. Niko also gets Scott booked for some underground MMA fights, where Scott is quickly defeated a few times before landing a lucky punch to knock out one green-haired show off (then inadvertently throwing up on his downed opponent). Directed by Frank Coraci, who has directed Adam Sandler hits such as The Wedding Singer and The Waterboy, as well as last year’s Zookeeper (also starring James), Here Comes the Boom takes the high-school-teacher-fighting-on-the-side story of last year’s Warrior and combines it with the underdog sports comedy formula of The Waterboy to create a feel-good movie with a few gut-busting comedic moments.

Salma Hayek plays the Adrian to James’ Rocky, but it takes her a while (at least 18 attempts on Scott’s part) to warm up to the idea of having dinner with Scott. But as the school nurse, she finds herself spending more time than usual with Scott, who requires minor medical attention more frequently as he continues to fight (quite literally) to save his friend’s job. Along the way, he inspires his students and fellow teachers, while also becoming motivated to once again make learning fun for the kids. And he actually starts to get pretty good at fighting. Good enough, in fact, that UFC‘s Joe Rogan shows up to offer him an opportunity to fight on a UFC card, which, even if he loses, will earn him enough money to keep the school’s music program alive.

Bella (Salma Hayek) nurses Scott's (Kevin James) battle wounds in "Here Comes the Boom" (photo by Tracy Bennett)

Predictably, Scott is severely outmatched as he gets into the cage against one of UFC’s most aggressive fighters Ken Dietrich (UFC’s Krzysztof Soszyński), a chiseled and tattooed madman known for hitting his opponents with the Superman punch (a leaping blow that typically knocks his foes off their feet). Also predictably, Scott gets his ass kicked for a couple of rounds before getting a burst of energy late in the fight after a pep talk from Winkler. But you can’t really fault Here Comes the Boom for being a bit predictable. It is an inspirational sports comedy, after all, and there’s little to deduce other than what you’ve probably already seen in the trailers. So if you take it for what it is and don’t try to pummel it into being anything else, Here Comes the Boom is good for a few hearty laughs and some well-timed slapstick.

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“Finding Nemo” is an even bigger adventure in 3-D

Amidst the ocean of movie releases that comes out each year, Finding Nemo has eluded me since it’s original 2003 release. But after receiving accolades as not only one of the best animated films, but one of the best feature films, of all time, then becoming one of the best-selling DVD releases in history, Nemo and his friends jump from the proverbial pond that is the small screen back to the sea of movie theaters, this time making an even bigger splash in 3-D.

Nemo (Alexander Gould) and Marlin (Albert Brooks) are a happy father and son in "Finding Nemo"

Though I can’t honestly compare the original version to this new 3-D version, what I can say is that Pixar definitely created a beautifully rendered animated version of the already colorful world that exists in the coral reefs and in the deepest, darkest parts of the oceans. It’s a world most of us never get to see in person, so seeing it brought to three-dimensional Pixar life is an impressive sight.

Like most Pixar films, no matter what setting the characters are in, it’s going to be a comical adventure. And Finding Nemo is no exception. After his wife and eggs are eaten by a predatory sea creature, Marlin (who’s not a marlin at all, but a clownfish voiced by Albert Brooks) becomes the lovingly overprotective father of Nemo (Alexander Gould), who is born with a gimp fin. Nemo has never betrayed his father’s trust, but in a sole act of defiance on his first day of school (see what they did there?), Nemo is captured by a scuba diver and added to the aquarium of an Australian dentist’s office. From there, Marlin’s search for Nemo is a parallel adventure to Nemo’s attempts to escape from the aquarium and get back to the ocean.

Along the way, they both encounter an interesting cast of characters. Marlin befriends Dory (Ellen DeGeneres), a Pacific blue tang with short-term memory loss. And Nemo meets an aquarium full exotic creatures such as a pufferfish names Bloat (Brad Garrett), a starfish named Peach (Allison Janney), a shrimp names Jacques (Joe Ranft) and Gill, a scarred moorish idol voiced by Willem Dafoe who wants Nemo to find his freedom as badly as Nemo himself does.

Dory (Ellen DeGeneres) and Marlin (Albert Brooks) are pursued by a great white shark (Barry Humphries) in "Finding Nemo"

Along the way to Sydney Harbour to find Nemo, Marlin and Dory encounter an Alcoholics Anonymous-like group of sharks who have vowed that fish are friends, not food, illuminated predators from the oceans darkest depths, a group of laid-back sea turtles and other helpful creatures willing to lend a helping fin. After a chase scene reminiscent of the Millennium Falcon‘s asteroid belt evasion, Marlin and Dory find themselves in a seemingly perilous Moby-Dick-like situation inside a whale, and in what has to be a reference to the field of poppies in The Wizard of Oz, they’re also bombarded by jellyfish when they make a wrong turn, and Dory comes out worse for wear after receiving a few jellyfish stings. But these are the types of tragedies that have always led to big Disney triumphs, and through determination and the learning of life lessons, Marlin and Nemo simply have to find each other in the end.

As visually and thematically glorious as Finding Nemo must have been the first time around, the added 3-D effects make it all the more immersive. But that’s not the only new addition to this release, as it is preceded by a new Toy Story short called Partysaurus Rex. After Woody (Tom Hanks) and the rest of the gang reject Rex (Wallace Shawn), he finds a new group of friends in the bathtub who want to party for more than their allotted 15 minutes each day. Because he has arms, Rex is able to turn the water on to help create a rave-like bubble bath scored by BT. So from the bathtub to the ocean, there are plenty of aquatic adventures to be had with this Finding Nemo rerelease.

Finding Nemo 3D. Directed by Andrew Stanton. Starring Alexander Gould, Albert Brooks and Ellen DeGeneres. Rated G. www.disney.go.com/finding-nemo/home/ 

“For a Good Time, Call…” is a crudely touching good time

Phone sex can really bring two people together. Especially if those two people are young, attractive females who have never liked each other, yet find a way to coexist in the same small New York City apartment at the urging of a mutual male friend.

Katie (Ari Graynor, left) and Lauren (Lauren Miller, right) become reluctant roommates at the encouragement of Jesse (Justin Long) (photo courtesy Focus Features)

Though it sounds like the premise of an otherwise plotless porno movie, it’s actually a comically touching new movie called For a Good Time, Call… based on the real-life experiences of Katie Anne Naylon and Lauren Miller, who wrote the film’s screenplay. In the film, Lauren (played by Miller) was really pissed off (or on) by Katie (Ari Graynor) after a drunken frat party several years ago. Now struggling to get by in the big city, the two reluctantly move in together to cut costs. But when Katie discovers that Lauren is secretly working as a phone sex operator, the two decide to go into business for themselves with Lauren taking the calls and Katie managing the business.

Before they know it, all hard feelings are off the hook between the two and they find themselves not only as thriving businesswomen, but also paling around as BFFs. Naturally, they have to keep their thriving enterprise a secret to most (though their gay friend played by Justin Long thinks it’s all fabulously intriguing), which makes it a bit awkward when Lauren’s parents pay their daughter a surprise visit while Katie is “with a client.” And that’s only one of many funny moments in Good Time.

Lauren (Lauren Miller) and Katie (Ari Graynor) come together in "For a Good Time, Call..." (photo by Ryder Sloane / Focus Features)

When Katie is unable to keep up with all the calls coming in, she teaches Lauren the art of the faux phone seduction. This scene makes for a physically funny moment in the film that brings the girls closer together without overtly crossing the lesbian line. Instead, the intimacy the two share is platonic while continuing to grow more and more emotionally intense. Which is why it’s all-the-more devastating to Katie when Lauren is offered (and accepts) the dream job she was after before this whole phone sex thing took off.

The girls split up and, much like many romantic splits, they both soon realize their mistakes and make that important call to each other once again. Yes, it’s all very cutesy and girly. But it’s also crudely funny and features cameos by the likes of Seth Rogen and Kevin Smith as satisfied customers. And as long as you don’t have any odd expectations going into this call, you’re likely to leave satisfied as well.

For a Good Time, Call… Directed by Jamie Travis. Starring Ari Graynor, Lauren Miller and Justin Long. Rated R. www.focusfeatures.com/for_a_good_time_call.

It’s not difficult to find “The Words” that will create the next great novel

Life is often stranger than fiction, and that sentiment has never been so effectively displayed as it is in the The Words, a story within a story (within a story) about a struggling writer who finally happens upon that masterpiece he’s been trying to get published. Only problem is, his success is all fiction. Rory Jansen (a somewhat suprisingly dramatic turn by Bradley Cooper, who typically plays less serious roles in movies like The Hangover and Hit and Run) has dedicated his life to being a professional writer, only to receive rejection letter after rejection letter, with only brief glimmers of backhanded hope here and there. But that doesn’t keep him from living a storybook life as he and his lover (Zoë Saldana) get married, honeymoon in Paris and start a young life together in New York City.

Dora and Rory Jansen (Zoë Saldana and Bradley Cooper) ponder the satchel that will change their fate in "The Words" (photo by Jonathan Wenk)

Some time after they return from Paris, Rory finds the gripping story he’s been looking for… tucked away inside a leather satchel his wife purchased for him at a French antique shop. Unable to stop thinking about the story, he finds himself inspired once again, staying up late to transcribe the words from the yellowing paper into his laptop. His wife reads the story, mistakes it for Rory’s own writing, encourages him to submit it to publishers and, before he knows it, he’s a celebrated plagiarist with a best-selling book. And what’s the harm in it all, really? Rory’s secret will never be revealed, and the success of this book will allow him to get his other novels (the ones he’s actually written) published.

Well, that seems to be the case until Rory meets a sickly old man (Jeremy Irons) who has a story of his own to tell about a young boy who falls in love in Paris, finds happiness, suffers tragedy and copes with the tragedy by putting his thoughts on paper, only to lose the leather satchel in which those pages were kept. The irony of the situation, of course, puts Rory in quite a predicament. Rory’s secret is in danger of being exposed and this old man could destroy the life Rory has built (in much the same way the old man’s own young life was destroyed, inspiring the story Rory has claimed as his own).

Rory Jansen (Bradley Cooper) and the old man responsible for his success (Jeremy Irons) are at an impasse in "The Words" (photo by Jonathan Wenk)

As if that wasn’t a big enough moral dilemma, The Words throws the viewer for another loop as the equally successful Clay Hammond (Dennis Quaid) reads excerpts from his latest novel to a packed college auditorium. And Clay’s work of fiction recounts the story of a young writer who finds the perfect novel, publishes it as his own and is confronted by the old man who claims to be the actual author. But is Rory’s story actually Clay’s story? Is the old man a character in one of these stories or the real person responsible for Rory and/or Clay’s success? Is it all a lie or has life truly proven to be much stranger than fiction? These are the struggles at the heart of The Words, and thankfully the viewer is left on his own to decide how the story truly ends.

The Words. Directed by Brian Klugman and Lee Sternthal. Starring Bradley Cooper, Zoë Saldana, Jeremy Irons and Dennis Quaid. Rated PG-13. www.thewordsmovie.com

WWE Studios’ “The Day” proves that humanity has seen better days

WWE has made it clear in recent years that it wants to be recognized not just as a wrestling company, but as a global entertainment entity. One way that the company has successfully crossed over into other areas of pop culture has been through WWE Studios, which releases films that normally feature WWE stars alongside more established actors. But with its latest release, the post-apocalyptic thriller The Day, there are no wrestlers to be found. In fact, there aren’t many people at all as it focuses on five survivors of some sort of future war that has left little in the way of civilized human interaction.

Ashley Bell as Mary in "The Day." Photo by Petr Maur.

Before I get into the many confusing flaws of the movie, I’d like to talk about some of the positive aspects of this bleak look at humanity’s future. First, director Doug Aarniokoski’s washed-out approach really adds to the sense of hopelessness and despair that permeates the entire film. And the acting (especially that of The Last Exorcism‘s Ashley Bell) is impressively distraught considering that most of the stars of the film are relative unknowns. As the name implies, The Day takes place over the course of one 24-hour period after this machete-toting bunch happens upon a house in the countryside that appears to be unoccupied and stocked with food and other essentials. It turns out, however, that this house is a giant trap, and it doesn’t take long for a larger, more barbaric group of survivors to show up with a thirst for blood.

Despite the similarities to Night of the Living Dead and other zombie movies, the attackers in The Day are not reanimated corpses or infected by anything. They’re just other people, so it’s never really made clear why they would be out to trap and kill another group of people. I guess the idea is that humanity will revert to its animalistic nature when confronted with such insurmountable odds. But it’s also not clear what those odds are and why there are so few survivors living under such anarchaic conditions.

Dominic Monaghan as Rick in "The Day."

The film’s biggest star is Dominic Monaghan, who was Raw‘s social media ambassador last Monday (which means he tweeted during the entire broadcast) and is featured prominently in every trailer and poster I have seen for The Day. So it’s a little disappointing that he seems to get less screen time than any one else in the movie. It does, however, give the other actors time to shine and, as I pointed out before, they definitely do a good job of that. Though it is unclear why the thought processes of the individual characters sometimes changes drastically from one scene to the next, that can easily be explained as the type of paranoia and distress that one might suffer while being one of the last people on Earth.

When the warring tribes of survivors enter into their climactic battle, it’s an intensely gory fight that would be a better fit in the old Extreme Championship Wrestling than in today’s PG-rated WWE broadcasts. But since I never figured out why they were fighting, rather than working together to try and reestablish some sort of civility, the broken bones and blood spatters are little more than visceral visuals. While WWE has been focusing more and more on creating engaging wrestling matches and exciting interaction between its competitors as of late, WWE Studios should be taking notes so its next releases offer a little more emotional investment with their action, suspense and drama.

The Day. Directed by Doug Aarniokoski. Starring Shawn Ashmore, Ashley Bell, Michael Eklund, Cory Hardrict, Dominic Monaghan and Shannyn Sossamon. Rated R. www.wwe.com/inside/overtheropes/wwestudios.